Monday, April 21st, 2014

Baby X is Due in 8 Days

Amy is going to have a baby!

Instead of trying to make a cohesive story of images processed in the same manner,

I have chosen to process each image differently.

They can be read sequentially or individually.

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Dainty pregnant woman eats breakfast while sitting on glass table.

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2.

Mmm.

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3.

I really like this photo. Unfortunately, it only shows the tiniest hint of belly.

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Same location, more belly.

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5.

It’s hard to get an idea of how big a belly actually is when you look at it straight onβ€”

unlessΒ you get a long-armed man reaching around, unable to reach.

[I purposely focused on the hands,

but I should have used a wider aperture to keep their faces in focus too.

And I think the lighting is too harsh. Horrors!]

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6.

Almost-big-brother checks in on his sibling-to-be.

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This is my favorite.

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8.

Then Amy turned around and started playing the piano.

I started breathing deeply and stopped worrying about whatever was pushing my worry buttons.

[If I could use Photoshop, I would remove the electric outlet. It must be simple enough…]

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9.

I can’t decide if I like the photo above or this photo better.

I like the movement in this photo. I like the simplicity of composition.

[Perhaps I should crop out the eye-attracting cleavage.]

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10.

Soon I became lost in the music and the reflections on the piano.

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11.

I forgot I had meantΒ to be taking photos of a pregnancy.

IΒ took photos of a pianist instead.

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Saturday, April 19th, 2014

Tiling the Floor

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Friday, April 18th, 2014

Baby Leigha @ +5 Days

Leigha was born exactly on Iris’ 2nd birthday.

I took some photos when she was 5 days old.

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Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

Spring Styles for Vermont Toddlers

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Tuesday, April 15th, 2014

Earthworms Singing in the Spring Rain

Well, not so much singing…

We rescued some wormies from puddles and placed them in dry homes.

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Saturday, April 12th, 2014

“Iris find a worm.”

Yesterday afternoon we walked down to the falls. On the way, we stopped at the stone bench. We watched the river and played with pine needles. Suddenly, Iris pointed to my shoulderβ€” “That!” β€” a tiny earwig was frantically wondering where on earth it was.

“A bug,” I said. I let it run around on my hands for a while. Earwigs are quick, and it soon made its way back to the forest floor.

“Go?” said Iris, wondering where it went. We didn’t find it.

 

On our way back from the falls, Iris said, “Bugs.”

“You want to look for bugs?” I asked. She nodded. So we went over to the slope where there were a bunch of dead leaves and began to scrape around. Eventually I came up with a tiny baby worm. Worms are easier to hold than earwigs and centipedes, which run off. They are more interesting than millipedes, which play dead. They don’t bite, they don’t squish easily, and they don’t panic. Worms are perfect. Iris played with the worm.

“Neck?” she asked.

“Does the worm have a neck?” I repeated; “I don’t know.”

“Done!” she declared after a short while.

“You’re done with the worm?” I asked.

“Done,” she said. We put the worm back down thenβ€” “more.”

“You want another worm?” I asked.

“Yes,” she said.

I looked for more worms. “This would be easier with a shovel,” I said, then handed her another worm.

“Shovel,” she agreed.

Eventually I convinced her to go home, where we could use the new shovel that Joshua gave her for her birthday to search for worms.

 

The worm hunt did not go so well. My yard is a bog. I chose an area low on worms with ice not too far from the surface.

“The worms do not like this weather,” I explained. “They are still sleeping.”

“Sleeping,” she agreed, and patted the soil. Thenβ€” “Worms!”

After finding one half-frozen lethargic worm, Iris reluctantly came inside for dinner.

 

This afternoon I spent some time clearing weeds from the garden. The garden is prime worm territory. Between weeds, I helped Iris hunt for worms.

“Neck?” she asked.

“Does the worm have a neck?” I repeated. “I don’t know.”

Iris looked closely for a while than said, “Done.”

“When you’re done with the worm, you can put it on the ground. A worm will always find its way home in the soil.”

She put the worm down.

 

Eventually she became more self-sufficient about finding worms.

“Worm!” she announced.

“You found a worm?” I asked.

“Iris find a worm,” she said.Β Four words strung together! A new record!Β I went to look.

“Neck,” said Iris.

“Does the worm have a neck?” I said.

“Neck,” she repeated, affirmatively. Then, “Nose.”

“The worm has a nose?” I said.

She nodded. “Ears.”

“And ears?” I tried to picture worm ears.

“Two,” said, as if having counted.

“What else does a worm have?” I asked.

“Feet,” said Iris.

“A worm has feet?” I asked, incredulously.

Silence.

“Done!” said Iris, and put the worm downβ€” “home.” She watched it for a few seconds. “Sleep,” she said, making gentle patting motions with her hand.

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In this photo, Iris is looking at worms through a magnifying table

to help better discern their anatomy.

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Wednesday, April 9th, 2014

Assignment: Food

With the exception of exactly two three people, everyone posted some format of sugar for this week’s Project52 Assignment: Food. The vast majority of them by far were sugary confections: dozens of cupcakes, muffins, cookies and other baked sweets. Running far behind in second place came fruits: one bowl of oranges; one portrait of two pairs; a closeup of blueberries; a bowl of strawberries; a sliced orange. In third came starchy vegetables: a sliced potato with onions (raw); a sliced carrot (raw). The carrot is my go-to vegetable when I am craving sugar. It is nice and juicy and lightly sweet.

 

The three non-carb submissions were: a bottle of wine; the contents of a refrigerator (plenty sweets inside, but it was not a photo of sweets); and lastly, two eggs. The eggs were my absolute favorite. One brown, one speckled on a worn tabletop. Round. Warm.

 

Then, there was me. The title of my post was “Food for Microbes!” Technically speaking, it is incorrect. My food is infested with thousands of macroscopic creatures. Following is my post.

 

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“Getting food to our tables eats up 10 percent of the total U.S. energy budget, uses 50 percent of U.S. land, and swallows 80 percent of freshwater consumed in the United States. Yet, 40 percent of food in the United States today goes uneaten. That is more than 20 pounds of food per person every month. Not only does this mean that Americans are throwing out the equivalent of $165 billion each year, but also 25 percent of all freshwater and huge amounts of unnecessary chemicals, energy, and land. Moreover, almost all of that uneaten food ends up rotting in landfills where it accounts for almost 25 percent of U.S. methane emissions.”
β€”Natural Resources Defense Council

 

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I take in homeless food waste. In winter, not much happens to it. Freeze-thaw breaks down cell membranes.

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Spring comes. Today I mixed the food with old leaves and woodchips.

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This is last year’s finished compost.

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All that is left to waste is the bones. As we have learned from the dinosaurs, bones can last a very long time

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Saturday, April 5th, 2014

Iris Turns TWO!

Iris comes into our bed at a ridiculously early hour each morning.

“What do you want to do today?” I asked.

“Cows,” she said.

“You want to see the cows?” I said.

“Milking,” she said.

“You want to go to the farm to see the cows getting milked?” I said.

She nodded, then continued nursing.

We spent all morning at New Village Farm.

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Iris had lots of fun.

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Friday, April 4th, 2014

Potty

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I took a bunch of photos of Iris on the pot. None of them turned out good enough, mainly because the focus was on the pants instead of on her head. Then, later I tried bouncing the flash off the white ceiling so that I could increase the aperture and decrease the ISO, but I got quite harsh shadows, so I won’t even show you those photos. I’m supposed to bounce the light off the white wall behind me, but unfortunately the wall behind me was green. This would have given me a baby incredible hulk, which was not what I was aiming for. So I’ll have to go back and try again.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014

Cheers!

 

 

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…and later…

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