Secret Play Dough Recipe of the Ancients Unearthed!

Sunday, April 27th, 2014

Every time I make play dough for Iris, it turns out too sticky. Today I decided to try Mom’s recipe:

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Notice the precise measurement for temperature and a note at the bottom. It seemed my stickiness problem could be solved! Using seaweed for coloring, I began to mix up a batch of dough. Unfortunately, when I added the spirulina, it stank to high heaven. Then I realized I don’t own any white flour. Off we went to Heather’s house… The stench of rotting carcass magically disappeared after the addition of alum. Unfortunately for Iris, I decided to see exactly what Mom meant by “tough” and decided to make the mixture too hot. Result: balls bounce and the dough is beyond the manipulation capabilities of the average two-year-old.

 

 

Not wanting the dough to go to waste entirely, I wrote a note for Martin:

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Inspection of the reverse of the recipe card lead to the discovery of the exact time period to which the dough recipe can be dated:

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Responsibility

Friday, April 25th, 2014

Heather went inside to change the baby.

“Stay in the yard,” I said to Joshua and Iris.

Joshua ran. Iris chased him. When Iris caught Joshua, she waited for him to run again, then ran after.

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They went to the back of the yard, out to the big field.

“Joshua! Iris! Stay in the yard!”

Joshua ran on. I watched.

Iris stood still. “Ma!” she called, slightly panicked, “Ma!”

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 I went out to get them. Joshua decided that, seeing as I was following, it was fine to go further.

Iris stood by my side, terrified something might happen to Joshua.

“Go hold his hand,” I said.

She ran to him, took his hand firmly, and pulled him back to the yard.

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She did not let go until they reached his mommy just as she came back out of the house.

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Joshua enjoyed every minute of holding Iris’ hand.

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Baby X is Due in 8 Days

Monday, April 21st, 2014

Amy is going to have a baby!

Instead of trying to make a cohesive story of images processed in the same manner,

I have chosen to process each image differently.

They can be read sequentially or individually.

 

 

1.

Dainty pregnant woman eats breakfast while sitting on glass table.

 

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2.

Mmm.

 

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3.

I really like this photo. Unfortunately, it only shows the tiniest hint of belly.

 

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4.

Same location, more belly.

 

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5.

It’s hard to get an idea of how big a belly actually is when you look at it straight on—

unless you get a long-armed man reaching around, unable to reach.

[I purposely focused on the hands,

but I should have used a wider aperture to keep their faces in focus too.

And I think the lighting is too harsh. Horrors!]

 

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6.

Almost-big-brother checks in on his sibling-to-be.

 

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7.

This is my favorite.

 

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8.

Then Amy turned around and started playing the piano.

I started breathing deeply and stopped worrying about whatever was pushing my worry buttons.

[If I could use Photoshop, I would remove the electric outlet. It must be simple enough…]

 

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9.

I can’t decide if I like the photo above or this photo better.

I like the movement in this photo. I like the simplicity of composition.

[Perhaps I should crop out the eye-attracting cleavage.]

 

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10.

Soon I became lost in the music and the reflections on the piano.

 

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11.

I forgot I had meant to be taking photos of a pregnancy.

I took photos of a pianist instead.

 

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Tiling the Floor

Saturday, April 19th, 2014

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Baby Leigha @ +5 Days

Friday, April 18th, 2014

Leigha was born exactly on Iris’ 2nd birthday.

I took some photos when she was 5 days old.

 

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Spring Styles for Vermont Toddlers

Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

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Earthworms Singing in the Spring Rain

Tuesday, April 15th, 2014

Well, not so much singing…

We rescued some wormies from puddles and placed them in dry homes.

 

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“Iris find a worm.”

Saturday, April 12th, 2014

Yesterday afternoon we walked down to the falls. On the way, we stopped at the stone bench. We watched the river and played with pine needles. Suddenly, Iris pointed to my shoulder— “That!” — a tiny earwig was frantically wondering where on earth it was.

“A bug,” I said. I let it run around on my hands for a while. Earwigs are quick, and it soon made its way back to the forest floor.

“Go?” said Iris, wondering where it went. We didn’t find it.

 

On our way back from the falls, Iris said, “Bugs.”

“You want to look for bugs?” I asked. She nodded. So we went over to the slope where there were a bunch of dead leaves and began to scrape around. Eventually I came up with a tiny baby worm. Worms are easier to hold than earwigs and centipedes, which run off. They are more interesting than millipedes, which play dead. They don’t bite, they don’t squish easily, and they don’t panic. Worms are perfect. Iris played with the worm.

“Neck?” she asked.

“Does the worm have a neck?” I repeated; “I don’t know.”

“Done!” she declared after a short while.

“You’re done with the worm?” I asked.

“Done,” she said. We put the worm back down then— “more.”

“You want another worm?” I asked.

“Yes,” she said.

I looked for more worms. “This would be easier with a shovel,” I said, then handed her another worm.

“Shovel,” she agreed.

Eventually I convinced her to go home, where we could use the new shovel that Joshua gave her for her birthday to search for worms.

 

The worm hunt did not go so well. My yard is a bog. I chose an area low on worms with ice not too far from the surface.

“The worms do not like this weather,” I explained. “They are still sleeping.”

“Sleeping,” she agreed, and patted the soil. Then— “Worms!”

After finding one half-frozen lethargic worm, Iris reluctantly came inside for dinner.

 

This afternoon I spent some time clearing weeds from the garden. The garden is prime worm territory. Between weeds, I helped Iris hunt for worms.

“Neck?” she asked.

“Does the worm have a neck?” I repeated. “I don’t know.”

Iris looked closely for a while than said, “Done.”

“When you’re done with the worm, you can put it on the ground. A worm will always find its way home in the soil.”

She put the worm down.

 

Eventually she became more self-sufficient about finding worms.

“Worm!” she announced.

“You found a worm?” I asked.

“Iris find a worm,” she said. Four words strung together! A new record! I went to look.

“Neck,” said Iris.

“Does the worm have a neck?” I said.

“Neck,” she repeated, affirmatively. Then, “Nose.”

“The worm has a nose?” I said.

She nodded. “Ears.”

“And ears?” I tried to picture worm ears.

“Two,” said, as if having counted.

“What else does a worm have?” I asked.

“Feet,” said Iris.

“A worm has feet?” I asked, incredulously.

Silence.

“Done!” said Iris, and put the worm down— “home.” She watched it for a few seconds. “Sleep,” she said, making gentle patting motions with her hand.

 

In this photo, Iris is looking at worms through a magnifying table

to help better discern their anatomy.

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Iris Turns TWO!

Saturday, April 5th, 2014

Iris comes into our bed at a ridiculously early hour each morning.

“What do you want to do today?” I asked.

“Cows,” she said.

“You want to see the cows?” I said.

“Milking,” she said.

“You want to go to the farm to see the cows getting milked?” I said.

She nodded, then continued nursing.

We spent all morning at New Village Farm.

 

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Iris had lots of fun.

 

Potty

Friday, April 4th, 2014

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I took a bunch of photos of Iris on the pot. None of them turned out good enough, mainly because the focus was on the pants instead of on her head. Then, later I tried bouncing the flash off the white ceiling so that I could increase the aperture and decrease the ISO, but I got quite harsh shadows, so I won’t even show you those photos. I’m supposed to bounce the light off the white wall behind me, but unfortunately the wall behind me was green. This would have given me a baby incredible hulk, which was not what I was aiming for. So I’ll have to go back and try again.