Wednesday, February 18th, 2015

How to tell when your house has no insulation:

The outlet in the “master” bedroom appears to be sweating.

This is not condensation;

this is due to the fact that the ice which formed over night is melting in the morning sun.

Note the water stains around the outlet.

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The sun has not yet hit the outside wall so hard in Iris’ room, where this outlet is.

You can see little icicles forming at the bottom of the outlet cover.

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This is the thickest formation of ice, on the southwest corner behind Iris’ curtain.

You can see a tiny bit of green where the curtain froze to the ice overnight.

During the day, the ice melts and forms puddles on the windowsill.

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I try to appreciate the stained-glass effect of ice.

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Sunday, February 15th, 2015

Uncle Dan’s Visit

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Dan came to visit.

 

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Even though he is done getting bigger and bigger—

and along the way got very big indeed—

he still speaks the language of Child.

 

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Much to her delight, he played with Iris for hours—

 

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on the floor—

 

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where something can be special simply because it’s shiny—

 

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and one thing easily becomes another.

 

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Thank you, Dan.

 

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We love you very much.

 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 

Friday, February 13th, 2015

My New Sewing Machine!

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Monday, February 9th, 2015

Sinead

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I finished another dolly. I bought a rather expensive pattern because I wanted to learn how to felt-sculpt facial features. I had to alter the pattern a bit to make it work, and I’m still not quite happy with it, but I really loved felting the features. Sinead has soft cotton skin, fluffy wool stuffing, and a pebble-bag butt for weight.  Martin named her before the three-plus hours I spent crocheting her wig. Her wig is epic.

 

Way back in the early-mid 1990s, Cate went to Nepal and bought a yak-hair sweater. The average yak does not take weekly shampoo baths. The yak whose hair made said-sweater was no exception. The yak shearer also did not wash the yak’s hair. Nor did the yak-hair spinner. Nor did the yak-sweater-knitter. Nor did the knitted-yak-sweater-salesperson. Nor did said purchaser of said knitted-yak-sweater. The recipient of the sweater, however, was (an is) an exception to the rule. She washed the sweater.

 

Mom will have to come in here to comment and let us know how long it took her to clean, unravel, and wind that sweater into nice balls of yak-hair yarn. I’m thinking maybe twenty hours, minimum. Then she put it in a nice, transparent moth-proof bag and set it on a shelf to admire for 20 years. Before agreeing to give me the yarn, Mom made sure I was appreciative of her work. I am. The wool is absolutely perfect.

 

The yarn is a nice natural brown color, rather unevenly spun with occasional knots, and a bit curly toward the center of the ball. I used the outside of the ball to crochet a skull-cap for Sinead, then pulled from the inside to make her curls. It took at least three hours to make the wig. When she was finished, Martin said, “She looks like you.”

 

Sinead does not yet have clothes. However, she does have a fitted cloth diaper and a felted wool soaker complete with felted and embroidered kitty-cat applique on the butt. (To be updated with photo later.)

 

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Update:

 

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Friday, February 6th, 2015

“Mommy, why you taked off the fryweoo?”

I have been working on another doll. With two inches of sewing left to go before the remainder of the doll was to be hand-sewing, the flywheel on my machine seized. Panic! I called Mom, who said it’s come to the point where I obviously need more than one sewing machine around the house. She also said that if it was her, she would just find something to take apart. So I took her advice about taking the machine apart and was able to narrow the issue down to a very small area.

 

Iris said, “Mommy, why you taked the fryweeoo off?” and threw a tantrum because I would not let her clean my machine which told me (1) she needed a nap and (2) I must spend an awful lot of time sewing lately if my two-year-old is concerned about the flywheel.

 

Before nap we needed to eat. Unfortunately, I could not for the life of me understand what she was asking for. The word was not coming out right, so she was crying and covering her mouth, which made the whole understanding-bit even more difficult. Eventually we went to the fridge, but no, it was not in there. In the freezer. I opened it. Oh, aspic! She’d been saying aspic! But it was frozen. She had a little, then she had some leftover quiche and I had a burger and some green beans (followed by gobs of peanut butter and dark chocolate, but please pretend I did not mention the “followed by” part.)

 

Iris is nice and conversational while eating. At dinner, for example, she generally prefers that any conversation between Martin and I be conducted through her. It actually isn’t bad, as she is quite responsive to conversation, nodding and agreeing continually to show she is listening. She took some of my beans. “You put gorgonzola in there?” she asked. She had not seen me put the cheese in, but as a budding cheese-connoisseur, she’s come to enjoy it. I said that yes I did. “And hard cheese,” she added. Which, yes, I had. It was neither parmesan nor reggiano, but rather something more obscure whose hyphenated name even I have trouble pronouncing.

 

She went back to eating her quiche. “You going to fix your sewing machine?” she asked.

And I said, “Maybe.”

And she said, “—and maybe not.”

 

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…then she continued her temper tantrum because I would not let her clean my machine before she took a nap.

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2015

A Walk on the River

I needed to get outside, so I asked Heather to go for a walk with me. I pulled the cargo sled with Iris & Joshua; Heather carried Leigha. We went through the field into the woods over the bridges then down to the river. Then we went along the river. And we went along and we went along, and we went along and we went along. Eventually we came up at the grocery store and went home by the road.

 

 

Iris & Joshua explore an ice bridge.

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Saturday, January 31st, 2015

Upcycled Wool Pants

I made Iris some more wool pants, but she found them itchy, even over leggings.

I found a group on-line where I could trade them for a small hand-made rainstick

with a wood-burned sunflower on it.

I will have to update later, when I receive my rainstick.

The recipient of the pants says she is happy.

 

 

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Thursday, January 29th, 2015

Joshua & Leigha Visit

Heather had a doctor’s appointment, so Joshua & Leigha came to play for a couple hours.

It was really fun, up until the end, when we were all ready to be done with each other.

But I want to repeat that it was really fun and, in general, the kids got along great.

 

 

In general, we all get along great.

In specific, we all generally have some issues.

 

Joshua demonstrating the sheep & the pig “getting along great” with each other.

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In the kitchen.

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Leigha!

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Tic-Tac-Tour Bus:

Iris gets the reds, Joshua gets the blues.

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Tic-Tac-Tourbus:

It is not Leigha’s turn yet.

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This is an old gingerbread house game by Hasbro.

It was the hit of the party.

I cannot find reference to it anywhere on line.

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Everyone plays the game.

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Leigha finds something more suitable to chew on than small game pieces.

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Iris & Joshua play the game and jump on the bed

at the same time.

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Monday, January 26th, 2015

a walk in the snow

Martin and Iris went for a walk on Sunday.

After a while, I went out to look for them.

I didn’t find them, but it was beautiful out, so I went out again today.

 

Iris is good at telling which way to go.

 

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Due to failure to comply with all 108 federal regulations for remote woodland suspension bridges,

the LaPlatte River’s suspicious suspension bridge has been removed.

It has been replaced with a footbridge for small animals.

 

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Sunday, January 18th, 2015

Minerva

I made a doll.

 

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